This was originally intended to be a top 5 post, but this Wizards team is so good and that Game 1 performance was so great, there was no option but to extend it to a top 10 joint. Like a Chappelle Show skit, there were just too many quotables. This game had too many highlights, so let's count them down.

10. Wall churns Schroder into a milkshake, then appropriately flexes after drawing and-1.

9. How to Make a Grown Man Look Foolish in 3 Seconds, starring John Wall and Kent Bazemore.

8. Keef earns a sweet dish from Wall, shits it all over Tim Hardaway Jr.

7. Paul Mill-naps; Keef with the rude awakening.

6. Come see The Atlanta Hawks on Ice!

5. Wall draws in four Hawks, takes them to the laundromat and puts them in a spin cycle.

4. Rambo Gortat takes lob from Wall, pounds the rock over 3 Hawk defenders.

3. ISSA KEEF BLOCK PARTY ON 9TH AND F STREET.

2. The Polish Hammer strikes the Hawks; confirms with hammer gesture.

1. Wall nearly smacks the highlights off Schroder's hair with this chase-down block.